Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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