honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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