Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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