only if we run a train.
done.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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