theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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