can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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