Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
smell my finger.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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