...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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