If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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