I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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