Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
