yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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