I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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