i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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