The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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