I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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