While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Will exercising make me less horny?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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