Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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