I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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