we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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