What a fucking waste of an outfit
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
