So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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