my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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