she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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