You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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