Me. At least after what I've been through.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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