Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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