i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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