I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
