Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Porn is love you can see.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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