im holly from the hills drunk
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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