I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
