Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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