Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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