all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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