Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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