just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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