He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
