You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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