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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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