no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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