Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
They took my balls.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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