the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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