Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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