Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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