just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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