I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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