is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
This show inspires me to have sex in space
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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