i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if i can run in heels then i can drive
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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