i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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