just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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