OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Blood and glitter go together right?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
