Are we in a gay sports bar?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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