My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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