when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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